Goodmorning good people.. Haha, Juz joking about tat..
Well, Im gonna talk about yest, and not today cause yest was fun..
ok ok.. yest was at grans house- at yew tee..
So, got in their house, my uncle- i call paklong- was already there with his family.. i showed obeisance to my grans and sat in the living room.. oh n the common hospitality grans give is food.. yup.. and the have an unlimited supply of it.. hahaha.. first thing they'll say is, "eh gi makan!" in english- go eat!
Btw, my grans were my moms side.. and im craving for Cin Cau.. haha.. is tat how u spell it? i duno, but its darn good..
Kk.. fun part is when u listen to ur parents, uncles, aunts and grands conversations.. hehe.. first, in a malay family, they will talk of a relatives oncoming marriage.. and, paklong was a real joker.. this is what happened,
gran- At my time, the groom had to pay the brides family $25
uncle- Oh mine i had to pay $100
Gran- yes, But eventually i had to pay $50!
uncle- is tat because u got old?
Hahahaha! Suddenly, The solemn converse burst into boisterous laughter.. i was laughing myself.. haha.. good one uncle!
Ok, next topic was about teenagers.. My uncles brother- Pakbusu, who was also my uncle, wasnt at home.. he is engaged and young.. so he is trendy too and lives with my grans.. but he wasnt at home.. my grandmom started the topic saying kids nowadays where tons of accessories.. kk, next joke coming up..
Grandad- I see those kids out there with dyed hair, its very embarrassing..
paklong- It is embarrassing, have u seen those black skin malays with blond hair? they look like the golden monkey in the zoo!
(i was laughing) Grandad- yes i know. and they keep saying Mat Rep.. WHo is this Mat Rep?!
Oh god!! my granda was serius do u know tat?!! it was extremely hilarious!! my goodness! hahahahaha..
Oh n without fail, my grans will talk about ghost stories.. yup, without fail.. And so, i was enthralled to their stories.. some were suppose to be scary but uncles jokes produced reflex psychology and so we didnt get to enjoy the thrill and goosebumps.. but it was all worthwhile.. oh gudness, there was not jus two jokes but alot of them! some are explicit so i cant post them.. no, not becoz their obscene but unappropriate.. haha.. but, this is one ghost story they talked about.
grandad's story- Places with lots of kak pon ( the malay vampire, i bet u all know) are due to lots of evil doings, such as rituals, and also because of people doing bad stuffs like sex, rape and cruelty. a place i would say is sembawang beach.. i dont want to say much, but in my experience, the place is not "clean".. there have been stories of teens exploring the beach at night and getting possessed.. they will do inhuman activities that are gruesome and scary..
Well, not exactly the scariest but, there were more.. cant say it sorry..
Well.. i gtg.. wana finish my math homework..
Adios,
Wanderboy
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